Well deserved frontpage
Haha I got to murder myself three times. The animations were smooth and highly enjoyable. Shooting enemies was quite satisfying. Easy five.
I'm sorry, but none of this is original. The preloader, the graphics, the background, probably the actionscript, and even the idea are all taken from somewhere else. I'll give you two stars for figuring out the actionscript but anyone can do that with a proper tutorial and knowledge of ctrl-v and c. Try to make something a bit more original and make your own graphics. And another tiny bit of advice, stay away from dress up games. They've been done TO DEATH.
Sir I must say this was an AMAZING flash. From the moment I saw "NO" and onward I was laughing maniaclly. Fuck peta, they can throw as much blood on me as they want but you still have my five.
I know, I know, I'm great.
I've never seen such masterful programming, and the art was stunning. A daily award is soon to come.
yeah, sometimes i amaze myself
A masterpiece of flash
This is one of the most interactive and beautiful experiences I have ever had the privilege to behold. This is a shining example of what the flash program can produce in the right hands. I recommend every visitor to Newgrounds plays this game at least once in their life so they can understand true gaming. Such a pinnacle of interactive entertainment has rarely been achieved in the flash format.
Damn do I love pissing off bible beaters
The flash by itself, it was alright, the whole thing was fairly average, and the debunked quotes amused me. But the best part of the movie are the horribly offended reviews that people take time out of their lives to make. There are already over 100 of them! Reading the reviews of intolerant idiots always makes my day. Good job sir, you have succeeded in riling up the general idiots of Newgrounds.
Home made sprite games make me happy in the crotchular region. I would of liked to be able to jump off ladders midway, but thats just nitpicking, I loved it. The game-over screen made me chuckle, especially when my dad walked in wondering what it the screaming was about. The game had no slowdown whatsoever, and thats considering I have and E-machines from 2001 (que dramatic dundundun).
Swell job, you have earned my five.
you cant "jump" exactly but if you walk sideways on them you will fall off.
A worthwile challenge, but not undefeatable
That may of seemed impossible at first, but what people dont realize is that your supposed to click the invisible button, nice job making it impossible to use the tab key to find it, I see you have been practicing action script Cadaver-Decimation-Unit clock! In order to find the hidden button you have to listen carefully to the ham's clues hidden in his seemingly unremarkable speech. The hard part is question ten where you have a time limit to answer a random greek philosophy question.
In spite of all of this though, You will never defeat my superior intelect, I am simply smarter than you, BBQbeefburger, The ham, and that wonderful man with a bear trap for a face.
the bear trap guy is Balsac, the Jaws of Death
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